So O.P.I is introducing a new line of Nail Color this month called the India Collection with insanely cliche sounding names shown below...I will annonce a prize for spotting the most number of cliches.

I'm India Mood for Love, ElePhantastic Pink, Black Cherry Chutney, Keys to my Karma, MonSooner of Later, Moon over Mumbai, Yoga-Ta get this Blue, Get me to the Taj on Time

Curry Up Don't be Late, Charmed by a Snake, Lunch at the Delhi, Royal Rajah Ruby

Oh yeah even I gagged by the end with the exotification. I mean at least one of these colors should have been called Delhi Belly because that's what I had after I saw them. But it's salvagable. I'll forgive the overzealous marketing project of some uberwhite chick because some of these colors are pretty good. Right off the bat the red/coral/pink shades are the only ones that will look good on desi chicks. The rest will make you look like one of those creatures from MJ's Thriller video!